Computers.
They don't respect you, yet we give them the up most respect.
We put them in expensive cases and carry them around in special bags.
We charge them all day long, to use them for a couple of hours.
We buy them insurance, different packages, internet programs and install software, to make them "better"
We buy them desks and special chairs.
We buy fans for when they sit on our laps.
We plug ear buds in them so we will only pay attention to what the computer is saying.
We buy special cloths to clean it with.
We make sure to not have messy fingers when we type on them.
We don't let anyone touch the screen.
If there seems to be a slight issue we run them to the nearest computer doctor we can.
We buy them security ware, so they won't get viruses.
And when they do, we spend a ton of money to try and fix the bug within.
But, what do computer 's do for us?
Computer's freeze, in the middle of videos because it needs to "buffer" what does that even mean!?
They die RIGHT before you get to the charger.
They overheat.
They click, select , pick the wrong thing,
They send emails they never should have.
They can't figure out spell check. Their There They're.
They cant keep up with you're amazing typing skills
They break...ALL the time.
They are complex, difficult to understand and inconsitent.
Their hard drive, cd drive, any of those drives, just stop working!
The motherboard will just give up?
You need passwords for everything, why are they so secretive?
Final thought?
You will work on a project for 3 weeks and then spend 3 hours perfecting typing everything for this ONE project and an hour before it is due when you are just waiting to print it all out.
Your computer will delete all of it, and you will have to start all over again.
Okay so I may have dropped it once or twice, but in the end guess what it will say?
How do you like them apples.
copyright- amy shields-theursay the 10th 2011,March.